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CEO Humor

  • Why do people distrust CEOs? The crooked 90% give the rest a bad name.
  • When the convicts gathered in the exercise yard, what did one convict say to the others? "On the up side, this is the first time the company's entire board has been present for a meeting."
  • How many corporate executives does it take to change a light bulb? Eight. One to change the bulb, one to write off the bulb as a capital expense, one to tell the auditor the bulb actually belongs to a special purpose entity, one to tell the bulb company to bill an address in the Cayman Islands, one to buy the bulb company at an inflated price, one to arrange bonuses for the executives for making the purchase, one to arrange the golden parachutes when the bulb company purchase ruins the company, and one more to tell the press they deserved all that pay for the risk they took.
  • And for humor about individual ceo's, see these pages:
    • Larry Ellison Bio and Jokes
    • Duane Ackerman Bio and Jokes (here as an example of a ceo who just doesn't make a good source of jokes!)
    • Dean Buntrock Bio and Jokes
    • Ken Lay Bio and Jokes