Why do people distrust CEOs? The crooked 90% give the rest a bad
When the convicts gathered in the exercise yard, what did one
convict say to the others? "On the up side, this is the first time the
company's entire board has been present for a meeting."
How many corporate executives does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight. One to change the bulb, one to write off the bulb as a capital
expense, one to tell the auditor the bulb actually belongs to a special
purpose entity, one to tell the bulb company to bill an address in the
Cayman Islands, one to buy the bulb company at an inflated price, one to
arrange bonuses for the executives for making the purchase, one to
arrange the golden parachutes when the bulb company purchase ruins the
company, and one more to tell the press they deserved all that pay for
the risk they took.
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