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Application for a Position

Deer Sir,

I wanna apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I theenk I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job no problem. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you theenk that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr



PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picksure of me taken at mi last jobb.




 


Employer's response:......................

Get spell check.

Hire her.