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History Test

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!

Do you remember?

1. In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. an elderly Japanese woman
c. Ted Kennedy
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. The "Dutch Masters", a radical group of Flemish potheads
b. Sitting Bull
c.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the
US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis Impersonators
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of
Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the
US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The ship's rock band while drunk
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. On April 5,1986 in West Berlin, Germany a disco was bombed, killing 2 and injuring hundreds, by
a. The Berlin women's choir
b. The I.R.A.
c. The I.R.A. women's choir
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


9. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed over Lockerbie, Scotland by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. A group of American businessmen
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1993 the
World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. The Village People
c. Malcolm X
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11.In 1998, the
US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers and his gang from 'hood.
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. On
9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of
Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 the
United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The
Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and
Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

15. On May, 12, 2003 in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia 34, including 8 Americans, at housing compounds for Westerners were killed by:
a. Britney Spears
b. Lindsay Lohan
c. Madonna
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

16. On September 2, 2004, Armed terrorists with explosives strapped to their bodies stormed a Russian school taking hundreds of hostages and ultimately killing dozens of young children, shooting many in the back as they tried to flee. These terrorists were:
a. schoolchildren from a rival school
b. a Norwegian soccer team
c. a group of teachers
d.
Muslim, mostly male, extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

17. In November 9, 2005, Amman, Jordan, Suicide bombers hit 3 American hotels, Radisson, Grand Hyatt and Days Inn, in Amman Jordan, and 57 people including a weding party, were killed by:
a. a visiting boy scout troop
b. a Japanese tour group
c. a group of wedding planners
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

18. In January 2006, for a period of weeks, in many Arab countries, in violent protests over some Danish cartoons (yes, cartoons) that ridicule the Prophet Mohammed, dozens were killed by mobs incited by:
a. Christian fundamentalists
b. Hindu fundamentalists
c. Jewish fundamentalists
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

19.  In February, 2006, the Shiite Muslim's holiest mosque was blown up, killing a dozen people and destroying a religious and historical site by:
a. Christian fundamentalists
b. Hindu fundamentalists
c. Jewish fundamentalists
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.


Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

Yeah.  That makes sense....

Speak up for profile.... because it MAKES SENSE to protect ourselves from terrorists who are overwhelmingly male, Muslims from the Middle East!

If Muslins don't like being thought of as nothing but terrorists... then maybe, as a group, they ought to stop committing acts of terrorism!