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Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Dumpty sat on a wall "
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Porgy pudding and pie.
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes
What did Snow White say when she sits on Pinocchio's face?
Cinderella wants to go to another ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
I was once asked by a girlfriend to "Write something sweet to me!". It struck me that you shouldn't command someone to perform what ought to be a spontaneous act...sooooo... since the request itself was inherently silly, I figured a fairy tale in mode of the Brother's Grimm (you know, Hanzel and Gretel, Cinderella, Rumpstilskin, etc.) was in order.... Or maybe more dark and twisted, like something from "Fractured Fairy Tales" on the Bullwinkle show... So now.....
...The Land of SweetDesserts!
Once upon a time there was a Kingdom called SweetDesserts. This was the place where all the world's sweetest desserts came from!
One sweet magical day, the King of SweetDesserts, abruptly and without forewarning, commanded that all the sweetest desserts should come to the castle for tasted to determine which was the sweetest dessert in all the land! So for hour after hour, the sweet desserts marched to the castle, lined up and jumped into the King's mouth. One after another, he and the courtiers chewed them up, crushing their sweet dessert bodies between his powerful molars and bicuspids. The King ate them all one after another!
But soon afterward he had eaten the last of the sweetest desserts in all of SweetDesserts, he began to develop terrible indigestion, intense abdominal distress and flatulence. After about 4 hours of intense pain and with a distended gastrointestinal tract, he began to tremble, shudder and shake violently. Every vein on his forehead began to bulge! Then, suddenly he exploded in a powerful eruption - spewing malodorous methane gas in huge quantity! The digestive gases swept throughout the castle like a terrible cloud of sweet death and killed everyone within 1,167.2 feet. .
But because of all the sweet desserts he had eaten, it smelled very sweet for miles about, and all the dead courtiers, princes, dukes, maidens and duchesses looked sweet as they lay dead from the sweet flatulence.
And the moral of this story is, be careful what you ask for!